The following list has been made in Big Print for your convenience:

10. You have quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

  9. Your health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

  8. You are no longer viewed as a hypochondriac.

  7. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

  6. You no longer need to learn the hard way.

  5. You no longer need to think of speed limits as a challenge.

  4. When your in a group taken hostage you are the first to be released.

  3. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the Weather Channel.

  2. You sing along with elevator music.

  1. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a size you can manage.