The following list has been made in Big Print for your convenience:
- 10. You have quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
- 9. Your health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
- 8. You are no longer viewed as a hypochondriac.
- 7. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
- 6. You no longer need to learn the hard way.
- 5. You no longer need to think of speed limits as a challenge.
- 4. When your in a group taken hostage you are the first to be released.
- 3. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the Weather Channel.
- 2. You sing along with elevator music.
- 1. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a size you can manage.
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